Britney Spears Upskirt Pictures of the Day
If you’re like me – you probably wonder what Britney Spears’ ass smells like on a given day…and if you are like me…you have probably got in bed with many dirty yet affordable women that give you the...
View ArticleThe Wrong Way To Launch A Watermelon
In this preview clip for the new season of The Amazing Race, Claire finds out the hard way what it's like to get slapped in the face by one of Aretha Franklin's chichis. "I can't feel my face" is what...
View ArticleWorld’s Shortest Man Dancing Video to Lift Your Spirits of the Day
I don’t know if this is old or new, but assume it is new, because the dude is holding the 2011 Wold Record for being the shortest man, which I guess means it’s from the future, but I do know that the...
View ArticleOlivia Munn is a Bad Joke of the Day
I am all for bad jokes. It’s the story of my fucking life. Because some of us just don’t have what it takes to be funny, or to be marketable in our hatred of all things except exposed vagina….but the...
View ArticleBlake Lively in Curlers Porn of the Day
I am sure in some Muslim country somewhere, a white girl with curlers in her hair making stupid faces is pornographic…I mean religion aside…I am sure there are a handful of people in our own backyards,...
View ArticleMarloes Horst Tits for Jalouse Magazine of the Day
Here’s some tits for fashion cuz fashion isn’t really about the clothes but about the tits at least when you’re a pervert like me who only cares about the tits…. I don’t know what Jalouse Magazine is,...
View ArticleJessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day
There’s nothing good about this scene. Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as...
View ArticleCandice Swanepoel Topless in Mom Jeans of the Day
a href=”/cms/u.php?u=70261″> Mom Jeans can be hot…on the right mom…or young girl dressed in them…you see they ride an ass proper…they hug a pussy proper…but the second they are on a bitch 5 pounds...
View ArticleMorning Hangover Dump of the Day
I don’t have a hangover. Sure I got drunk. But I am not hungover cuz the Royal Wedding was so fucking boring, I passed out and had one of the best sleeps of my fucking life, I knew the Royals had a...
View ArticleTeen Mom Leah in a Bikini of the Day
I don’t know shit about this teen mom shit, I just know that I was talking to an 18 year old the other day and 3 of her best friends are knocked up, all 18. It’s like shit is a trend that can ruin your...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr’s Hot Mom Ass of the Day
Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr leaving the gym, or what I assume is the gym, cuz bitch just had a kid, and her body looks this amazing, there’s no way she doesn’t spend her fucking life on a...
View ArticleKelly Rowland Bottom Feeding of the Day
I am not posting these pics – I am posting them because I like watching bitches bottom feed…You see Kelly Rowland was a star once…one of the three girls of Destiny’s Child, selling albums, living the...
View ArticleAshley Greene Big Round Fake Celibate Cleavage of the Day
Ashley Greene is generally some seriously boring shit. All she does is work out…I mean when she’s not attaching herself to things that will secure her position in the entertainment industry, you know...
View ArticleEmma Glover and Emily O’Hara Topless in Nuts of the Day
NUTS magazine and really all the magazines from the UK seem to have it all figured out….they get these willing to get naked to be the next Katie Price/Jordan stripper looking sluts in these topless...
View ArticleKasia Struss Nipples for Numero of the Day
Little model titties!!! Kasia Struss is a model who has been topless before…. HERE and HERE …..ands she’s one of those models who has pretty much no fucking tits…strictly nipple…so getting topless is...
View ArticleTerry Richardson’s Mila Kunis Fail of the Day
It is pretty amazing how fucking deeply involved Terry Richardson is in the celeb world, that motherfucker sold out really well…He shoots every celebrity shoot for magazines and does every single major...
View ArticleDog the Bounty Hunter’s Wife’s Stupid Fat Redneck Tits of the Day
This picture changed my fucking life. The post Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Wife’s Stupid Fat Redneck Tits of the Day appeared first on Retroskank Nude Celebs.
View ArticleKim Kardashian Porn of the Day
Here is a picture that Kim Kardashian posted to twitter, that I assume is of her, because taking pictures of herself is something she likes doing, because it comes with the hope that people will praise...
View ArticleLauren Conrad Topless in Glamour of the Day
Lauren Conrad is a useless reality star from a few years ago and has since done pretty much nothing…..and when you’re a useless reality star…..from one of the worst fucking shows to ever be on TV…..you...
View ArticleEva Herzigova Titties for Antidote Magazine of the Day
Eva Herzigova is showing her old hot nipples for a fashion magazine I have never heard of and I like it more than the dude I just saw reading “O” Magazine in the park pretends to like his fat dumpy...
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